Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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