bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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