is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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