On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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