is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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