Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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