My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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