I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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