So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So much rum. So many feels.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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