even my farts smell like vagina
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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