Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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