i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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