No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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