Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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