Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
