Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
ok first of all what the fuck
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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