I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Did I show you my penis last night?
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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