good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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