I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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