You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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