He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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