some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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