Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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