You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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