Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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