Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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