The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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