Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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