So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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