you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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