I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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