Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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