I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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