apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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