it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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