Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that's an acceptable place to lick
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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