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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(248): View more from Michigan

I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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(951): View more from California

I didn't know people actually cried after sex.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.

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(913): View more from Kansas

i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

(816): View more from Missouri

please tell me you are kidding me

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(786): View more from Florida

Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity

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