I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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