No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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