she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
be right there i have to get my cape
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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