I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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