So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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