ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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