Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
MIDGETS
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So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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