We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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