pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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