I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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