I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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