I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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