I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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