wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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